theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

Why is this not taught universally.

I spend most of my free time deciding where/what to eat next.
— Tatiana Maslany (via clxnesbians)
picturesinboxescomic:

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Watching Guardians of the Galaxy made my need for a Captain Marvel movie intensify enormously, especially considering Captain Marvel’s current storyline.

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

Now, if you’ll excuse me… I need to go punch a dinosaur.

magnoliapearl:

SORRY THAT I WILL ALWAYS FIND THIS FUNNY

continueplease:

After reading that dogs lick the mouths of whomever they feel is in charge, I just feel like this dog is thinking “I CAN’T HANDLE THIS MUCH RESPONSIBILITY.”

continueplease:

After reading that dogs lick the mouths of whomever they feel is in charge, I just feel like this dog is thinking “I CAN’T HANDLE THIS MUCH RESPONSIBILITY.”

When parents say ‘I wish my child did not have autism,’ what they’re really saying is ‘I wish the child I have did not exist and I had a different, non-autistic child instead.’ Read that again. This is what we hear when you mourn over our existence. This is what we hear when you pray for a cure — that your fondest wish for us is that someday we will cease to be and strangers you can love will move in behind our faces.
— Jim Sinclair, autism activist (via whatisdoneisinprogress)